Movie · 2025 Available digitally

Se Eu Tivesse Pernas, Eu Te Chutaria

Mary Bronstein

16+ Release: 10/10/2025 Drama

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6.3 Audience · 420 votes

Se Eu Tivesse Pernas, Eu Te Chutaria is a drama movie released in 2025, directed by Mary Bronstein, starring Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien e A$AP Rocky. It is rated 16+ in Brazil. In Brazil, it is available to stream on Telecine Amazon Channel.

Official synopsis

Tudo está sob controle.

À beira de um colapso, Linda precisa lidar com a doença grave da filha, o marido ausente, uma pessoa desaparecida e uma relação cada vez mais absurda com seu terapeuta.

Where to watch Se Eu Tivesse Pernas, Eu Te Chutaria

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Availability in Brazil · updated 27/09/2026

Trailer for Se Eu Tivesse Pernas, Eu Te Chutaria

Trailer Oficial Legendado · YouTube

Cast of Se Eu Tivesse Pernas, Eu Te Chutaria

12 actors

Rose Byrne as Linda

Conan O'Brien as Therapist

A$AP Rocky as James

Danielle Macdonald as Caroline

Delaney Quinn as Child

Mary Bronstein as Dr. Spring

Ivy Wolk as Diana

Mark Stolzenberg as Parking Attendant

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Manu Narayan as Landlord

Christian Slater as Father

Eva Kornet as Breathworker

Ella Beatty as Kate

Director: Mary Bronstein
Cinematography: Christopher Messina
Editing: Lucian Johnston
Production: Josh Safdie, Eli Bush, Richie Doyle, Conor Hannon, Ronald Bronstein, Sara Murphy

Where you've seen the cast of Se Eu Tivesse Pernas, Eu Te Chutaria

Rose Byrne as Linda is also in X-Men: Apocalipse (2016), X-Men: Primeira Classe (2011) and Tróia (2004)
Conan O'Brien as Therapist is also in Lego Batman: O Filme (2017), Toy Story 5 (2026) and Frango Robô: Especial Guerra nas Estrelas (2007)
A$AP Rocky as James is also in Monstro (2021)

Frequently asked questions about Se Eu Tivesse Pernas, Eu Te Chutaria

Where to watch Se Eu Tivesse Pernas, Eu Te Chutaria?

In Brazil, Se Eu Tivesse Pernas, Eu Te Chutaria is available on Telecine Amazon Channel, Apple TV Store e Amazon Video.

Is Se Eu Tivesse Pernas, Eu Te Chutaria on any streaming service?

Yes. It is available to stream on Telecine Amazon Channel.

Is Se Eu Tivesse Pernas, Eu Te Chutaria on Netflix?

No. As of the last check, on 27/09/2026, Se Eu Tivesse Pernas, Eu Te Chutaria was not on Netflix in Brazil. It is available on Telecine Amazon Channel.

What is the age rating of Se Eu Tivesse Pernas, Eu Te Chutaria?

In Brazil, it is rated 16+.

What year did Se Eu Tivesse Pernas, Eu Te Chutaria come out?

Se Eu Tivesse Pernas, Eu Te Chutaria came out in 2025.